One
day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should
see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at
the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just
put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and
tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ten dollars." Bill figured
he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the
drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After
a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better
in two weeks. Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology
was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this
machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store,
located the machine, poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer
made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is
too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter
is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with
twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off,
your tennis elbow will never get better.
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